Daughter 1: "Mum, why am I called Lily?"
Mum: "Because when you were born, a lily landed on your head, so we called you Lily."
Daughter 2: "Mum, why am I called Rose?"
Mum: "Because when you were born, a rose petal landed on your head, so we called you Rose."
Daughter 3: *Incoherent screaming*
Mum: "Shut up, Fridge!"
Daughter 1: "Mum, why am I called Lily?"
Mum: "Because when you were born, a lily landed on your head; so we called you Lily."
Daughter 2: "Mum, why am I called Rose?"
Mum: "Because when you were born, a rose petal landed on your head; so we called you Rose."
Daughter 3: *Incoherent screaming*
Mum: "Shut up, Fridge!"
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