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My mate is so engrossed with technology he got a mobile phone implanted into his throat. When his mum finds out she's going to ring his neck.
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Porn is so unrealistic. If she was really a police officer she'd have shot that black dude.
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You put your left leg in, your right leg in, your left arm in, your right arm in, your whole body in..and Katie Price still can't feel a thing.
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3D printers are so realistic now. I printed out a life sized Bob Marley playing the guitar and the paper started jammin'.
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if I had a pound for every time I went round the supermarket without a bloody trolley.
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I'm due to get jailed for not using full stops or apostrophes. Luckily for me they're still working out my sentence.
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Juventus weren't worried about Ronaldo catching the Coronavirus as they knew there was no chance of him passing it to a teammate.
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Was playing 5-a-side with the Grim Reaper last night. Well, it started out as 7-a-side but he was in a cunt of a mood.
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I was once in a band called Insecticide. We used to cover The Beatles.
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I got soft closing doors installed throughout the house so we don't wake the kids at night but now I have no way of telling when the wife is in a bad mood.
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