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craigh

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craigh

6 years ago-Jokes With No Home-Random-Post Rating : 38

My mate is so engrossed with technology he got a mobile phone implanted into his throat. When his mum finds out she's going to ring his neck.

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6 years ago-Sex and Shit-Porn-Post Rating : 34

Porn is so unrealistic. If she was really a police officer she'd have shot that black dude.

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6 years ago-Jokes With No Home-Random-Post Rating : 28

You put your left leg in, your right leg in, your left arm in, your right arm in, your whole body in..and Katie Price still can't feel a thing.

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6 years ago-Other-Random-Post Rating : 26

3D printers are so realistic now. I printed out a life sized Bob Marley playing the guitar and the paper started jammin'.

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6 years ago-Other-Random-Post Rating : 26

if I had a pound for every time I went round the supermarket without a bloody trolley.

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6 years ago-Jokes With No Home-Random-Post Rating : 25

I'm due to get jailed for not using full stops or apostrophes. Luckily for me they're still working out my sentence.

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5 years ago-Jokes With No Home-Random-Post Rating : 24

Juventus weren't worried about Ronaldo catching the Coronavirus as they knew there was no chance of him passing it to a teammate.

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6 years ago-Jokes With No Home-Random-Post Rating : 23

Was playing 5-a-side with the Grim Reaper last night. Well, it started out as 7-a-side but he was in a cunt of a mood.

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6 years ago-Jokes With No Home-Random-Post Rating : 20

I was once in a band called Insecticide. We used to cover The Beatles.

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6 years ago-Sex and Shit-Wife-Post Rating : 20

I got soft closing doors installed throughout the house so we don't wake the kids at night but now I have no way of telling when the wife is in a bad mood.

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