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How does the tier system work? Is it relegation and promotion like in football or do they just make it up as they go along like in rugby?

Been dating a girl from the animal laboratory. I'm going to have to dump cause I've just heard she's a bunny boiler.

I pitched my sitcom to the BBC. They replied to tell me they thought it was hilarious. One of the funniest scripts they had ever read. So they have forwarded it on to Channel 4.

Easily trick people into believing you are a professional cricketer by telling them you are a professional cricketer.

My son said he wanted to be a bin man cause they only work one day a week. I said "don't be daft son. that's teachers you're thinking of".

Juventus weren't worried about Ronaldo catching the Coronavirus as they knew there was no chance of him passing it to a teammate.

My wife got offered a job in the toy section of Ann Summers She turned it down as she didn't get good vibes.

COVID19 has hit our family so hard I now know the names of all 3 of my kids off by heart.

Two fellas just gave me a tour of the Vagina Museum and then asked me what I thought of them. Couple of decent cunts.

Man Utd have bailed out Thomas Cook for £250M as they believe half of their players are still on holiday.