Just got in from work and I've been burgled they have taken all the crisps all the chocolate even all the rice pots and noodles
police recon it's Snackheads
New symptoms include 1. tiredness at night 2. cold feet when wearing sandals with no socks in snow 3. inability to look directly at the sun 4. unable to see in darkness 5. sudden urge to bring air into the lungs and then release it and repeat 6. unable to butter bread with feet 7. inability to move objects with your mind 8. you trust boris 9. sudden urge to eat 10. finally and most serious you reflect in a mirror. Good luck and stay safe
Sickipedia wtf have you become ..... The biggest joke of all TIME sort your shit out for fuck sake been here fucking years over multiple accounts Have ya gone fucking woke or something ( what's small and tiny with s little prick ??? wasp ) get me to the fucking top of the leader board ya cunts
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