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Its coming home so fast I'm worried I haven't got time to sort the spare room out.

Why is it guardian readers are offended if you call Caitlyn Jenner Bruce but insist on calling Tommy Robinson yaxley-lennon

If I wanted to watch a bunch of people on a field not knowing what the fuck they're doing I'd have put on Clarkson's Farm

Scientists have discovered the smallest amount of factual information in the universe. It was a particle in the Guardian.

Sheffield Utd have said it would be silly to count them out of the premier league just yet. They do have a point.

A lot of rock bands come up with their name while taking drugs. Dire Straights came up with theirs after smoking an entire pack of Marlbro Reds.

I was asked if I wanted to go to the next Black Trans Women Lives Matter protest. I said if I wanted to march with a load of fat white blokes I'd go to an EDL rally

Sickipedia should stop posting islamophobic jokes about terrorism. It's extremely prejudiced and it's not fair to the tiny minority of Muslims who are good people.

Headline today reads 'UK coronavirus not spiralling out of control' Good to see recent events haven't stopped the BBC keeping up the April fools days tradition

Looks like Carrie Symonds isn't the only one getting fucked by Boris Johnson this week