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I walked into the pub today and my mates were playing darts so I did a 180. And walked straight back out.
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I've spent the whole day crawling in traffic. How I never got run over I don't know.
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I can't believe two innocent kids have died recently. Should have been my little shits.
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I did something I said I'd never do today when I pissed on my ex-wife when she was on fire. I set light to her twenty minutes ago so it didn't do much to help.
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I pampered my girlfriend today. She leaks too much out of those cheap nappies.
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After fisting her cunt and then her arsehole I said to my wife, "I cant find your bag anywhere. It's your own fault for sitting down without knickers on you fat bitch."
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I couldn't believe it when my old gran tried to give me a clip round the ear hole today. My hair's not that fucking long.
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I won my first fight at bantamweight tonight. I kicked the fuck out of a little chicken.
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I can't believe my local pub darts team won't let me join them. Bunch of tossers.
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