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over 300 believers in an imaginary sky fairy murdered by nutters who believed in a different version of the same imaginary sky fairy. By the way, isn't it a wonderful time of the year in the West as we prepare to celebrate the birth of our own mad idea of the imaginary sky fairy.

325 innocent men, women, and children slaughtered in Egypt in the name of Allah. In the Hadith (All Islamic law is based on the Hadith), the Prophet Muhammad instructs observant Muslims to kill gays, heretics, blasphemers, and apostates. The biggest JOKE of the 21st century are our PC creepy lizard leaders who keep bullshitting us with a warn out cliche that promotes the diabolical lie that Islam is a religion of peace.

Breaking News in the music world: Jeremy Corbyn and the Commie Snowflakes are to release a seasonal single. I'm dreaming of a red Christmas.

News Update: 5 killed in Leeds after a car crashes into a tree. The Green Party have offered up thoughts and prayers for the tree.

Last week in the West Midlands a man was fined £500 for burning a copy of the Koran? When did burning your own fucking property suddenly become unlawful in Britain? How long before infidels are arrested for tucking into a bacon sandwich?

Our idiosyncratic heir to the throne reacts to Harry's marriage: "I've talked it over with my plants and they're deliriously happy."

Despite the fact that Jerusalem is mentioned 689 times in the Bible and not even once in the Koran, the Pope believes Jerusalem shouldn't be the capitol of Israel. The Pope on the side of the camel jockeys? Isn't that a bit like Jose Mourinho saying he supports Manchester City?

Alan Pardew speaking on the radio after his West Brom side played out a nil nil draw against Everton: "If we'd scored today we'd have won the match." Conclusion: Alan Pardew is a mathematical genius!!

In his Christmas message, the Pope called for dialogue between the Israelis and the Palestinians: That's the marvelous thing about Pope Francis, he's such a great fucking innovator!!

On Christmas Day, the Pope and the Archbishop of Canterbury prayed for world peace: In the last two days, dozens have been murdered by an Afghan suicide bomber and many people injured by the Moscow jihad attack. Isn't it time Pope Credulous and the Archbishop of Fantasy realized that if there is a sky god he ain't fucking listening?