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8 men jailed in Oxford for raping 13 year-old girls: How many are named John, or Peter, or Harry, or James, or William, or Charles, or Andrew, or Paul, or Stephen?

In an episode of Have I Got News For You, Stephen Fry joked that women wearing the niqab look like letterboxes. Why then, does Boris Johnson get labelled a nasty fascist, while Fry is labelled a witty old puff?

While shouting a religious slogan, an ax-wielding maniac hacks to death a police dog in Holland: There's a very special prize of a holy book if you can guess his religion.

The Muslim mayor of Sheffield has banned Donald Trump from visiting the city: Just another little fascist snowflake camel jockey who hates free speech.

Breaking News in the music world: Jeremy Corbyn and the Commie Snowflakes are to release a seasonal single. I'm dreaming of a red Christmas.

I'm an atheist, but there is something I want to know about religion: Why don't "mentally ill" Christians ever shout "Jesus is Lord" while trying to kill innocent people by either using a car or a knife?

over 300 believers in an imaginary sky fairy murdered by nutters who believed in a different version of the same imaginary sky fairy. By the way, isn't it a wonderful time of the year in the West as we prepare to celebrate the birth of our own mad idea of the imaginary sky fairy.

What a great religion! As long as you don't touch a bacon sandwich, you can shoot dead 3 people and still get into paradise.

What a coincidence! All 31 rapists arrested in Huddersfield have read just one book. Unfortunately, it is the same book.

I think I've worked out why we have Muslim rape gangs: This week 2 million Islamic men will take part in the Hajj in Mecca, where they will celebrate the life of a man who loved nothing more than getting home from a tiring day at work and ripping the knickers of his 6-year-old- wife.