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The names of 20,000 suspected terrorists are to be shared by MI5. Although I bet there are fewer than 20,000 names on that list. 19,000 of them start "Mohammed"

Can I just say that the quality of the hottest jokes today is one of the best ever And it just goes to show that when the cheats stay away, the site works And the one thing missing is jokes from KIMJONGTRUMP and Weaverdog. Fuck off. We don’t need you

There once was a mayor called Sadiq He was a paki so didn’t half reek He ruined old London now riddled with crime I’d love to bury the cunt under some lime

There are three things I own of which I am proud: 1. Kawasaki Ninja 650 2. 1968 Ferrari 365 (the V12 GTB/4) 3. Shadesofcontrapasso

I made a Sadiq Khan blimp It blows itself up

It would be quite ironic if some snowflake with his Trump blimp asked the terrorists friend Sadiq Khan “can you help us blow this up”

Future historians will dub the era the ice age Because there are so many snowflakes

Lost to belgium in the group stages. Shown live on ITV Lost to Croatia Shown on ITV Losing to Belgium now Showing on ITV Can you spot the common theme? Yes. That’s right. Terrorist sympathiser Sadiq Khan is Mayor of London

Behold the cheat voting of KIMJONGTRUMP this morning. And on the new site, it shows you exactly who votes for him Times running out fat cunt ninja

Been on the new website yet? Hahahhahaaa. Rofl. Fucking class trolling. Take a look