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Terrible night. Dreamt something bit me on the neck. Got up to check, but the mirror wasn't working.
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Doctor, doctor. I keep thinking I'm a supermarket. Doctor: How long have you felt like this? Me: Since I was Lidl. No, you fuck off.
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N V B K I T H E K L O P F I N V E N T O R Z S F O F T H E E F G H J I O L P L Y Q W O R D S E A R C H H A S J P O D I E D G W
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The fattest man in Iran is ayatollah pies.
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My Grandad was highly decorated in World War Two. in fact, many people believe it was the tinsel on his helmet that got him shot.
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Someone's just 1.27 centimetred my joke about cockneys and the metric system.
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The fashion for shortening names of dishes like Spag Bol is probably why my Catalan Shitake Paella never took off
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Phil Fodens girlfriend has forgiven him for taking a girl back to his hotel room. Well it was either that, or get a job.
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My friend's been ill in bed all over Christmas , so I went round today and took some presents and a large bottle of whiskey ....Fingers crossed he won't notice they're gone.
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Man: I'd like to buy a fur coat please Shop assistant: Sorry sir, this is a pet store Man: I'd like to buy 200 gerbils please
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