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I'm in court in this morning for masturbating in public places. I'm pretty sure I'll get off.
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Me going to the gym and trying to get fit watching others exercise isn't working out.
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Who will win the boxing tonight? Whoever's Wilder with Fury.
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Over 300 old pedestrians have been killed on Britain's roads in the last year and the government are keen to reduce this figure. I'm not sure how they'll get the fuckers to walk quicker.
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Newcastle United are about to be taken over. By almost every team in the league.
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Katie Piper was rushed to a London hospital for an emergency procedure after she choked. Must've been acid reflux.
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As if TV ads being taken over by blacks isn't bad enough, newsreaders are now doing it - and sneakily. Step forward Charlene White.
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"And the winner of the 2020-21 Online Journalism Awards is...Sickipedia."
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The funeral of Status Quo bassist Alan Lancaster has been delayed by his family. They can't decide which of his three cords to bury him in.
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A burglar contacted syphilis and two types of herpes after snorting 50 grams of dried human semen in the mistaken belief it was drugs. That'll teach him to break into my house.
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Guidelines, Information and Rules
Hi! To ensure that this is a great place for everyone to have a wondeful time, we have some rules. Breaking them might result in a suspension or permanent ban from the site.
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Jokes must be in text format, no emojis or linking allowed.
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As a measure to prevent spam and reposts, we are limiting the number of jokes a user can submit.
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If you post a NSFW image as meme, it must be tagged as NSFW.
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Do not repost from all time top list.
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Metaposts are not allowed. If you've something to ask then please go to forum.
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No posting personal information.
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Reposts and duplicate jokes are not allowed.
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Photographs, gifs and videos depicting nudity, sexual poses or acts, if censored
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Child Exploitation content
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As a measure to prevent spam, we are limiting the number of jokes a user can submit
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Content designed to intimidate a person or group by any means including, doxxing, murder or injury, rape, harrasment etc.
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Meta posts are not allowed, however you can contact admin or a moderator.
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