Sickipedia

To give your joke more chance of being hottest of the day in Sicki, throw it up at lunchtime. It's when most of the scousers, retired, unemployed, alcoholics, and junkies get up to post and vote here.

Katie Price has had a new coil fitted. With the size of her minge, she could've had carpets fitted.

Why does Katie Price wear tampons while sky diving? To stop her whistling on the way down.

Our town is having its new IKEA store delivered today.

Pretty sure you fancy interracial sex and a mocha kid? Think once, think twice, think Katie Price.

Phil Spector has escaped from jail.

"Everything about you is retro." "I'm stuck in the 80s." "You should lube them first."

"I'm going to Glouw cester shire, England." "It's pronounced, Glostersheer." "So why don't they spell it like that?" "I don't know. Perhaps it's the same as when I was growing up - I always thought America was spelt, F A T L A N D."

International studies report increased rates of mental health problems and subsequent suicidality among homosexual populations, particularly as they grapple with conflicting thoughts of self-worth prior to coming out. Hardly sounds gay, does it?

I tried to post in the Urban Dictionary but the fuckers wouldn't let me. How did they know I'm white?