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I was sad to hear about the death of Professor Stephen Hawking. It just a shame that he couldn't get breakdown cover on the RAC, then he would have been towed to the crematorium.

Someone should tell Meghan to avoid going through tunnels if she pisses the queen off. We all know what happened last time someone pissed that old cunt off.....

Can you imagine if Jimmy Saville and Rolf Harris had a petting zoo for blind children. Jimmy will be whipping out his cock giving it a yank. Then Rolf will use his catchphrase - can you tell what it is yet?

Can you imagine if Jimmy Saville and Rolf Harris formed a petting zoo specially for blind children? Jimmy would have the kids yank his cock, and Rolf would ask them can you tell what it is yet?

The only thing that's more offensive than Sickipedia, are the fuckers who voted Remain

Mohammed visits his local library. Unable to find what he's looking for, he asks the librarian if they have books on marriage and electronics. The librarian replied, "I'm sorry, but we don't specialise in books on child marriage. Nor do we specialise in books, on how to make home made bombs."

Who came first, Jimmy Saville or Mohammed?

If blind people wear glasses, how come deaf people don't wear ear muffs?

I met a Remoaner the other day. He was on day realise from the Psychiatric Hospital.... Crazy bastard.

Police have given guidelines on how to spot a paedophile in your town. How thick are the police? We know how to spot a pervert, just look for the fucking Kebab shops.