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I accidentally injured my girlfriend with a mouth organ. I didn't mean to harm Monica.
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If all the Muslims were lined up head to toe around the equator, England would be nicer.
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Man: Excuse me, madam, can I smell your vagina? Woman: No you most certainly cannot. Man: Well perhaps it's your feet then?
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Comforting: Jamaican courier collecting a parcel.
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You stupid idiots; I didn't say to cut off your foreskin: I said stop being a complete prick. - love from Allah.
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Dear Sickipedia, If you want to buy a new server, I've noticed Stephen Hawking's Speak 'n' Spell is on eBay...
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I tried to pay for my weekly groceries using my slave's body parts, but Tesco were insistent they didn't accept Bit Coon.
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I was in court, charged with shoplifting. The judge ordered me to attend a self help group.
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Emo girls: not as sexy as Goths but still a cut above the rest.
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I was having sex with this emo girl last night. Piercings everywhere. She had a ring in her clit, rings in both nipples and a ring in her nose. They were all connected by a chain running through her belly button rung. After I came all over her body, I pulled the chain and her face flushed.
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