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Gareth Gates had to cancel his planned comeback concert in Chester last night.... He ordered a taxi to get to the gig but ended up in Chichester....
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Talk about coincidence - BBC NEWS: Three Cliff Walkers have fallen to their death on an expedition.... Can't believe they all had the same name....
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I hate all this terrorist business.... I used to love the days you could look at an unattended bag and think, “I’m fucking having that”....
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What do you call a robot who wears shit clothes?? Optimus Primark.......
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After finding 5 Mars bars, 3 Snickers, a Flake and a packet of M&M's, I'm starting to think I'm not cut out to be a Bounty hunter....
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Turns out that WKD was named after the people who drink it.... Women, Kids and Dickheads....
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The Mrs has left me because I'm too insecure.... No, wait she's back.... She was just making a cup of tea....
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If you take 7 pigs, 4 cows and 2 dogs, what do you have?? A Blackpool hen do....
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I have started booking in for a vasectomy once a month.... Never actually gone through with it - I just want someone with skill to shave my bollocks....
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