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Chicken noodle soup is alphabet soup but in cursive
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I enjoyed tipping cows in my youth. Restaurant etiquette is important.
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My job has a dress code but I don't own any.
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My nail salon will also paint screws and rivets.
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I'd like to break a record for the most vinyl ever broken.
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The price of chimneys -- through the roof right now.
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I plan to invent a tank to contain sharks, and I plan to unveil the invention on television's 'Shark Tank', and even if it fails to get picked up, the show will be forced to advertise my product anyway.
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They could have saved more lives on Baywatch if they weren't running in slow-motion.
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Chicken noodle soup is alphabet soup but in cursive.
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When it comes down to it, I shoulda seen the risks of graffiti. The writing was on the wall.
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Mail carriers, eh? They're really pushing the envelope.
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