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What's up with Prince Harry? He's only been married to a black for 10 minutes and already he doesn't want to do any work.

Halloween: when Demons and Ghouls hang out together.... ... because Demons are a Ghoul's best friend

The scientist who discovered wheat intolerance has passed away. His family have requested no flours at the funeral…

In medieval times, people used to attach a lamp to a horse when riding at night. This is the earliest known form of saddle light navigation. I'll fetch my coat of arms

Good news from the London mortuary. Usman Khan, the London Bridge attacker, has finally got a tag on his foot that does do it's job.

The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is ironic

Michael Jordan is giving $100 million to black charities to promote racial equality. Er ...... shouldn't he also give $100 million to white charities?

Captain's log, star date 13th May: 00.01 Boris lifts restrictions, work as normal in England. 00.45 Scousers burgle Dele Ali's home. Didn't take them long to get back to 'work'.

Diane Abbott has described her appearance on Question Time as a ''horrible experience''. On the bright side, it could have been worse; she could have been on Countdown.

I’m at the airport just now and there’s a drunk woman completely passed out on the baggage carrousel in arrivals. Oh wait, she’s slowly coming round now…