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I wish everyone would leave that poor cunt in Mexico who took bull viagra alone. Bloke's had a hard enough time as it is.

So marvel have announced their first transgender super hero. Expect Wonder Womb-man in cinemas this summer.

Prince Andrew's bracing himself for the next round of accusations over his involvement with Chinese billionaire Fu Kem Yung.

In this crazy world of endless genders I've now decided to come out as a Male to female, pre-op transgender lesbian. Or in other words a straight man

Seeing Jess Phillips all over the news has made me understand with quite substantial clarity what it would look like if Plug from the bash street kids grew up and became transgender.

Harry Potter and Ron Weasley pop into a cafe for a spot of lunch, Harry orders a bacon sandwich and is perplexed when a tuna mayo arrives. No worries Harry I've got this said Ron. ALAKAZAM!!! and a bottle of ketchup appeared on the table. What the fuck is that said Harry, Hang on I'll try again said Ron. ABRACADABRA!!! and bottle of mustard appeared. Ron Weasley, shit magician, great saucerer

Is it too soon to say that Jack Merritt raped me?

Kirk deadlas

David Bellamy waped me when I was a child.

Day 9 of being a complete cunt to everyone I see. I fucking love vaginuary.