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Happy to Read in the news that fibre helps protect you against heart disease and bowel cancer, but they didn't mention if the speed matters I'm on 80mb, but might upgrade to 200mb if that helps

Jenny Éclair is a fraud, just seen her advertising Vagisil, she didn't have a problem last Friday night

Just seen on the BBC news, this sick headline "Children in care in Nottingham 'abused by predators'" It's time to drag "Arnold 'Dutch' Schwarzenegger" Out of retirement, he'd sort these fucking Alien paedos out, dirty bastards. I blame fucking Brexit for this mess. Rant over

Swedish climate activist Greta Thunberg has been offered a ride across the Atlantic by sailing boat to attend two key climate conferences. All I can say is, whoever convinced the pretentious little fucker sailing across the Atlantic in hurricane season was a good idea, is a fucking legend.

I was watching a stream of the European Parliament the other day, and I was wondering what Jean Claude Junkers cock taste like, whe it occurred to me, why don't I just ask Mark Carney or Rory Stewart, simples

I'm absolutely astonished at Philip May, married to Theresa for 29 years and he's not managed to knock her up once, if I was married to the sexy minx, she'd have 15 kids by now, and would have been too busy to fuck up Brexit.

Can't wait for the re-release of "bump and grind" by R kelly "My mind's tellin' me no, but my body, my body's tellin' me yes Baby, I don't wanna hurt nobody But there is something that I must confess" "She's 12 years old" Maybe they could shoot the video in a courtroom, after all George Michael shot the "outside" video in a toilet and he had a cracking sense of humour

Why are all these people having a go at Liam Neeson acting so suprised, if they had seen the documentary "The Legend of Buster Scruggs", they'd have known what a nasty piece of work he is.

Don't bother going to "Oak furnitureland", worst theme park ever, kids hated it

Apparently the must have present in Indonesia this Christmas is a surf board?