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blknm

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6 years ago-Wordplay-Children-Post Rating : 42

I'm giving up drinking for a month. Sorry. That came out wrong. I'm giving up. Drinking for a month!

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6 years ago-Sex and Shit-Wife-Post Rating : 40

If were having sex....Dont tell me "deeper" If I could go deeper I would! You dont hear me saying "tighter"

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6 years ago-Wordplay-Children-Post Rating : 36

I went to the shop to pick up 8 cans of sprite But when I got home I relised I only picked 7up

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6 years ago-Total fucking shit-Knock knock-Post Rating : 29

Just met a Chinese drug addict. He said to me "Have you seen my cocaine?" I said "Not since he starred in The Italian Job"

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6 years ago-Sex and Shit-Paedophile-Post Rating : 21

I hate it when guys call there girlfriends there "partner in crime" Like we get it, she is underage.

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6 years ago-Sex and Shit-Blow Job-Post Rating : 18

Did you know that if you rest one of your testicles on the top of an empty beer bottle and hold a flame at the base, eventually the testicle will be sucked inside. If you did know this, please can you let me know how to reverse it? Its quite urgent!

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6 years ago-Events-Christmas-Post Rating : 16

Im that skint ive just opened the door on my advent calendar and a baliff was stood there

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6 years ago-Wordplay-Children-Post Rating : 12

"Ok Ive came up with a new dating app idea. You match with people who are on the same medication as you." "Relationscript"

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6 years ago-Sports-Football-Post Rating : 12

Essex 39 - Liverpool 96 Just incase the scousers thought people had forgotten there still ahead of something other than leauge

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6 years ago-Total fucking shit-Knock knock-Post Rating : 10

Girls have a panic attack and cause a scene over a small spot. But hit a curb at 60mph and all they say is "Whoops"

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