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Unclebilly was sucking his dad’s cock when he tasted something funny. Dad said unclebilly your cock taste terrible. That’s because I’ve been fucking your mother up the arse. But dad she’s got bowel cancer. I know son it helps slip my cock in more easier True story.

Abdul runs my local corner shop. He’s a Paki but he’s good bloke always smiling. Anyway I went in there this morning and said Abdul you Paki fuck where was my morning paper? He said sorry Mister Blacksheep. My name isn’t really blacksheep I’m just using that in case the police come after me. So Abdul said Sorry Mister Blacksheep I got up late and missed the delivery. I said Abdul your a cunt. He said maybe I could make it up to you Mister Blacksheep. If you come through to the back you can have fun with my daughter. Now his daughter is a fucking cracker even though she’s a Paki so I said Abdul your on mate. I went into the back and it was all dark. Next minute I could feel hands around my dick then a mouth. I was just about to come when I could feel a beard. I switched the light on and it was that cunt Abdul but by which time it was too late I shot my load into Abdul’s beard. I said Abdul you crafty cunt this must go no further. He winked at me with come dripping down his mouth and said ok Mister Blacksheep your the boss.

What’s black and smells of piss? The nigger who was on fire that I help put out.

A black man knocked on my door. I said what do want Paki? He said I’m not a Paki. Well I said go away your not coming in. That showed him.

I’m sorry unclebilly said the doctor but your mum’s got bowel cancer. How did she get that cried unclebilly? She let Paki’s and niggers fuck her up the arse every night. The two timing bitch said unclebilly she said I was the only one. Don’t worry she’ll be dead soon said the doctor. Great said unclebilly, I’ll keep her coffin in the house then I get to be the only one that fucks her again. Up the arse? said the doctor. Of course said uncle billy, I’ve only got a small cock so that’s the only place it will fit. Ha ha only joking said the doctor, she’s already dead, I just chopped her up with an axe.

Two Pakis are flying in a rocket. One paki says fuck I think Im going to be sick? Why is it space sickness says the other Paki? No Ive got a Paki sat next to me says the other Paki.

I was at the football when I thought fuck me its a bit crowded here I can’t breath. I collapsed and woke up in an ambulance. I said what happened? The nurse said you passed out. I said I know, I had a shit earlier

I’ve sent an early valentine card to the pretty Paki girl over the road. Roses are red, violets are blue If I owned a gas mask and a hazard suit I’d shag you

How can you tell a black man is hiding in your garage? The spare tyre you put in there is now hanging from the ceiling. How can you tell if a black man is hiding in your fridge? Tyre marks on your butter. How do you know if your wife is having an affair with a black man? You find bananas in her handbag

Did you hear about the black man that cut his fingers off and sold them on ebay as Cuban cigars?