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A black man knocked on my door. I said what do want Paki? He said I’m not a Paki. Well I said go away your not coming in. That showed him.

Two nuns walking down the road one said to the other one Can you smell gass? And the other one said yes I’ve just fucking farted

Hey guys why did Hitler commit suicide? He got his electricity bill.

I was at the football when I thought fuck me its a bit crowded here I can’t breath. I collapsed and woke up in an ambulance. I said what happened? The nurse said you passed out. I said I know, I had a shit earlier

I went to the Chinese and said to Mr Wong, my usual please Mr Wong. He came back with a bowl of cornflakes. I’m now going to call him Mr Wrong because 2 wrongs don’t make a right.

Did you hear about the nigger who got his cock out in the butchers? An old lady took it home thinking it was black pudding.

I’ll tell you what gets my goat. That Paki fuck next door. He shouted Alan Akbar then slit his throat. Well mister Paki next time I see you I’m going to slit your throat see how you like it. But you won’t know because you’ll be dead ha ha lol

Two Pakis are walking down the road one says to the other one can you smell shit? The other one said yes its me. The other Paki said thank fuck for that I thought it was me.

What’s black and goes round the moon? A nigger in a helicopter.

Did you hear about the black man that grew his hair? He got mistaken for a bush.