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Following Lewis Hamilton's visit to the Palace, the Queen has been unable to find her crown, the TV, her mobile phone and two corgis.

A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into Pontins. The Irishman was told to fuck off.

There I was in a romantic situation with the girlfriend and I automatically went down on one knee. Thankfully, I managed to come to my senses and instead of saying 'will you marry me?' I said 'black lives matter'.

They say weird people are just wired the wrong way.

A report asks why Gaza is blurry on Google Maps. It's because of all the alcohol he's been consuming.

There is no way Trump would turn to Sickipedia if he was banned from all other platforms. But if he did, he wouldn't be stupid enough to let people know it was me.

I've heard a PGA golfer is coming out in support of the Jacob Blake outrage. He's planning on finish seven shots behind.

I've just bought a Liverpool shirt, and it's the best thing, so far, for social distancing.

No room for racism. That's why I do mine outside.

To quote Bill Shankley "Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I assure you, it's about taking the piss out of Liverpool'.