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Brilliantly entertaining - Sunday Times. A literary genius - Daily Telegraph. Daft Bastard; - Daily Sport. Owner of a calf called Gravy.
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In the news: Cadburys on fire in Birmingham. It's going to need a Boost now before things get a bit Flaky!
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Instead of calling them flu masks, we should call them coughy filters
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Does anyone know if I can buy clothes pegs online?
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Can anyone help me, does anyone know where I can get spirit level bubbles?
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I have been on a course to learn how to end sentences with Beatles' song titles. That's six weeks of my life I won't get back.
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If laziness was an Olympic sport, I would come fourth to save walking up to the Podium.
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Cross-Eyed circumciser gets the sack.
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I met Elkie Brooks at Crufts and asked her if I could guess the name of her dog. "Yes", she said, "but you're a fool if you think it's Rover".
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For my holidays last year, I threw a dart at a map of the world and decided to go to wherever it landed. I had a fantastic two weeks sat next to the skirting board.
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I've always wondered, what was an electric eel called before electricity
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