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🎵🎵 No Sir, She can't Boogie.....Anymore 🎵🎵 RIP Maria Mendiola tragically taken due to complications of being associated with Scotland's Euro 2021 campaign.

The report regarding the extent that Nicola Sturgeon "mislead" the Salmond enquiry has been leaked. Apparently she makes Meghan Markle look like George Washington.

Three things we learnt from the Oprah interview. 1) Harry feels let down by his dad....Who didn't apply for custody after Diana's ""Accident" 2) Megan "didn't want to be alive anymore"... which is being arranged just like Diana's ""Accident" 3) Archie's favorite words are "Drive Safe"....out of the mouths of babes.

Pontins Holiday parks "directly discriminated on the basis of race" and breached the 2010 Equality Act by blacklisting people with Irish surnames. I can't think of anything more depressing than being a Pikey kid then finding out your Da has booked a holiday in a fucking caravan.

After a month of heavy defeats, Trump finally wins in northern Ireland...

The widow of Yorkshire teacher Dave Clark has blamed Boris Johnson's mishandling of the covid-19 crisis for his death after he was trampled by cows. She said."We should have been allowed to develop herd immunity!"

There have been further accusations of racial profiling by Nottinghamshire Police. The Humboldt Penguin captured in Nottingham last weekend says he was only stopped because he was black.

Nicola Sturgeon has vowed to resolve the Scottish exams fiasco by awarding each student 12 A*'s; making the Scottish highers as valuable south of the border as Scottish fivers.

Naya Rivera's body has been found after a week in the water. Ventura County Sheriff Bill Ayub confirmed he "still would..."

Police who arrested a Nigerian scammer say they recovered $40m in cash, 13 luxury cars worth $6.8m, 21 computers, 47 smartphones and the addresses of nearly two million victims. As his business partner I can tell you that's the tip of the iceberg, but I need to transfer the remaining funds to a bank account in your country before its frozen......