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My internet was down yesterday so I chatted to my wife for a change, and was surprised to learn that she didn't work for Woolworths anymore

ITV news London -: Black students are three times more likely to be expelled from school. That's because they are three time more likely to comit crime

How do you know when your getting old When wet dreams and dry farts swap round

A survey in Liverpool asked all the prostitutes over 70 "would you sleep with Wayne Rooney?" The answers were staggering: 5% ... No 10% ... Yes 85%... Not again

Just an idea Instead of lighting a candle or having a minutes silence when these Muslim cunts attack us Why don't we eat a bacon sandwich

An school teacher, a lawyer, a Catholic priest and three young boys are on a plane with only three parachutes. Engines explode, plane starts going down. The teacher says, 'Save the children!' The lawyer yells, 'FUCK THE CHILDREN!' The Catholic priest looks around and whispers, 'Is there time?'

If Hitler had won the war we would be German now Instead of Indian

When I was born and penises were being given out, I got one that is only 2 inches From the fucking floor

What wears glass slippers an weighs 4 ton Cinderellephant

In the restaurant the special of the day was dalas I asked the waiter "what's DALAS ?" He said. "Mixed salad"