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i remember as a kid the walls were that thin in our house the Neighbours dipped their bread in our gravy....we were so poor we would all stand around a candle and when it got really cold me mam used to light it, if we were really lucky the old man would suck an extra strong mint and we would all warm our hands on his tongue....

Apparently, marvyn gaye was a comedian before he became a singer. i bet your wondering how i knew..

that advert where the two women are stuck in a lift and someone brings them a mc donalds, i would have asked for a KFC meal, that way you get a good feed and a bucket to use in case you need a shit later..

A chicken is sitting on the sofa. The cow comes over and says "moooooooove ovvver". And the chicken replies "Fuck fuck fuckoff"

The youth of today are really thick. Shopping trolleys do NOT float so why do they keep trying to sail them in the local canal/river?

According to a TV commentator today, there is "Nothing more painful than going out of Wimbledon live on TV." That"s an absurd exaggeration- what about a paper cut on the bell end?

my mate kept his dad's ashes in large coffee tin. whilst he was on the phone I made us a coffee and inadvertently used his dad's ashes. it tasted disgusting and I apologised profusely. that's ok don't be so upset he said there's still 8 cups of dad left....

my mate kept his dad's ashes in large coffee tin. whilst he was on the phone I made us a coffee and inadvertently used his dad's ashes. it tasted disgusting and I apologised profusely. that's ok don't be so upset he said there's still 8 cups of dad left....

my mate kept his dad's ashes in large coffee tin. whilst he was on the phone I made us a coffee and inadvertently used his dad's ashes. it tasted disgusting and I apologised profusely. that's ok don't be so upset he said there's still 8 cups of dad left....

love the new site, sadly, we will still end up getting the immature trolls with their name calling rants, stiil, you cant have everything...