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It's very ironic that the Republicans in America were all very much against the trans movement, but, when it comes to supporting Ukraine against Putin, they are the ones who appear to have lost their balls.

I was asked to name something you can say at the dentists and during sex. I answered: "you're very brave for a 7 year old."

Nelson was 5’4” tall. His statue in London is 16 feet tall. That’s Horatio of 3:1

I was walking the dog in the sunshine this morning thinking how technology has changed the world for the better. We can now talk to loved ones on the other side of the world, order food and taxis via apps, and have smartwatches that do all kinds of things. The sky really is the limit when it comes to the potential that technology is going to bring us. All these happy thoughts danced through my mind as I slipped my hand inside a plastic bag and picked up my dog's shit.

Quick question: Does anyone know the speed of light?

Just saw a joke uploaded about Conor McGregor. I was extremely disappointed that it wasn't in the celebrity deaths category.

Just watched a very early show of Dragons Den and heard the line: "I haven't been born yet, and for that reason, I'm out." ( Theo the Foetus)

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

If a tree falls in the woods and Nicola Sturgeon isn't there to hear it, is it England's fault?

Why is it called an iPhone? It really should be called an earPhone!