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beatagger

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beatagger

4 years ago-Other-Professions-Post Rating : 11

I was listening to 'The Day the Music Died' earlier. Or, 'Adele's new album', as some people like to call it.

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4 years ago-Celebrity Death-Any famous person. -Post Rating : 9

I was gutted when my wife told me one of the Golden Girls had died. Then relieved it was some old bitch, and not the star of my favourite porno 'Piss Party 5'.

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4 years ago-Sex and Shit-Piss-Post Rating : 19

Dry January is going well so far. These new incontinence pants are working a treat.

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4 years ago-Other-Children-Post Rating : 21

My 18 year old son approached me today and accused me of ruining his life. Cheeky bastard, how could I? I wasn't even there.

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4 years ago-Sex and Shit-Vagina-Post Rating : 6

I asked the librarian if she could tell me where the books on the clitoris were. She said they're in the 'V' section, hidden behind a pair of curtains.

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4 years ago-Blow Job-Post Rating : 6

She doesn't look Thai. . .

She doesn't look Thai. . .

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4 years ago-Sex and Shit-Disgusting-Post Rating : 25

I was having a crap and realised that as it plopped into the bowl, the first turd curled round to form a 'P' and the other two droppings looked like two 'Os'. Sometimes this shit just writes itself.

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4 years ago-Blow Job-Post Rating : 7

Nice pair though

Nice pair though

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4 years ago-Sex and Shit-Disgusting-Post Rating : 10

The girl who made a fortune selling her farts in jars has had to quit as her flatulent causing diet was giving her digestive problems. Just wait until her fans get wind of this.

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4 years ago-Orgasm-Post Rating : 10

Can't bee tit

Can't bee tit

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