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Following the announcement that Liverpool is to host Eurovision 2023 the race is on to choose opening song. Early suggestions are... Trampled under foot Through the barricades Walls come tumbling down I predict a riot Police and thieves

ZZ Stop...

Going to watch a Scouse tribute band tonight...Took That

BBC are revamping one of their old 80's series and calling it 'Yes Primate Minister'

Liverpool only need 2 more deaths and they'll be able to play Nina instead of Gerry Marsden at the next Hillsborough memorial

5 month old baby dies of cardiac arrest at Lego Land...his parents were bricking it...

Just ate some peppered mackerel. My fingers smell like Paula Ratcliffe's knickers after a marathon....

I collect birds of pray... I've currently got 15 nuns locked in my basement..

Can anyone tell me whether sales are improved when a white bird seemingly has kids to a black bloke on adverts because that's all they f*cking show us!

I think it's about time people stopped making jokes about the Welsh football team . In all fairness they're not that bad . Their last 15 results actually look something like this - LLWDWWDDLLWWDLL Which, by sheer coincidence is also the name of the village where Gareth Bale's dad was born...