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Why did the scouser cross the road? To remind everyone on the other side about the 96 !

Hi Joey my fucking BFF A little poem for you: 3 posts a day Keeps that ginger rat away Hope you like it Sand the floor Sand the floor Bye

At a recent job interview I was asked if I could perform under pressure. I said "I didn't know that one but I would have a crack at Bohemian Rhapsody.

My mate is looking to get his garden ready for a party next week, I told him to try a local builders in Oxford.. ..They have the best grasses. Credit Bob Down.

Tosspot or Percy, Joey dickhead or whatever 100 other names you call yourself. Your time is up wank dog. Did you go to see PC 1538 today and discuss section 127 of the communications harassment act of 2003 about a bob the builder meme? You are the joke and you can get away with fuck all on here now you sad little troll.

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KNOCK KNOCK WHO'S THERE? THE POLICE

A large fat, big mouthed American is on a tour of London and has been bragging on about how everything is bigger and better in the good ol' US of A and how everything is small in Great Britain. He points his podgy finger at a small building and says to the tour guide "See that building over there, why if that was in the States it would be a hundred times bigger". The tour guide says "I'm not surprised. that's the obesity wing of the hospital".

I love breaking my wife's leg when she talks too much I call it Snapchat!

I'm going to the Odeon in Oxford later to watch the screening of an old Mel Gibson classic.. ..It's called Payback.