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If my Simpsons obsessed girlfriend says another catchphrase from the show, I'm going skkkiIIINNERRRR alive.
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I've done a cover of a Billy Ray Cyrus song about trapped wind... Achy Breaky Fart.
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Since Elvis died on the W.C having a poo... Why didn't they rename his song to ♫Achey Breaky Fart?♮♯
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"I've never been so embarrassed in my life after you farting in church. " "It was silent and an accident. Who cares?" "Yes, but was it really necessary to use your Bible to waft it around everyone?"
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So Labour's in peril because of antisemitism, and the Tories are in dire straights because of Islamophobia... Ironically, both of those are the only reason I'd vote for either at the moment.
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I accidently let one off in the middle of church today... Should have kept those fireworks at home.
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Lucy had a little Lamb, What a filthy tart, She squated down right on my mouth, So I could suck her fart.
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