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Tory NHS payrise of 1%... Best dig up Captain Tom to raise some more needed cash

Russia's DIY vaccine programme is gaining speed. Every citizen is to be given their own tipped umbrella by the end of the month

Wenjing Lin died following an incident at her family's Chinese restaurant. Apparently, "what I wouldn't kill for a Chinese" was heard just beforehand

No reply as Prince is asked about interview Only if Andrew had took interview tips from Charles

With the media coverage of Megan and Harry, it's time we look back on the fears that he had about his mother and really look at what Diana really stood for... Died In A Nasty Accident

As she ascended to the white pearly gates, princess Diana chuckled to herself, there, she was greated with open arms by St Peter. "Am...am I... In heaven" she chuckled to herself. "Yes my child, but please, before you come in... Wipe that Merc off your face"

Apparently, #alllivesmatter is only prevalent when it's blacks being killed by police.

Why did the man cross the road Feminism

Cheers and applause from India today as a baby girl was born mid air on a flight across the country. At least it wasn't on the roof of one of their trains.

I'm quiet looking forward to this Vaccine Passport idea... Get to a venue... Whip it out, ask them to stamp your passport like your travel one... Yeeeeaaahh, now you don't need to worry about knowing where you went, you've documented it, go home pass out... Bit shit tho... Wife's busting my ass the next day asking who 'Clappin cheeks escort agency, Clapham' is tho...