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Pol Pot wasted 3 million Adolf Hitler wasted 6 million Chairman Mao wasted 20 million Joseph Stalin wasted 40 million Marco Silva wasted 100 million

Is there anything more hilarious than to hear the leader of the Green Party talk about what they'd do if they gained power? What's fuckin' next? The manager of Hartlepool talking about his plans to win the Champions League?

Boris Johnson gives his last piece of advice before election day: "Don't forget to post your Christmas cards in the red letter boxes and not the black ones"

Rousing anthems for the final week of electioneering: The Labour Party - The Red Flag The Conservative Party - Land of Hope and Glory The Socialist Party - The Internationale The SNP - Scotland the Brave The Green Party - One Potato, Two Potato

Due to the heavy bruising around her face, Katherine Jenkins will be touring this Christmas with a frozen bag of The Black Eyed Peas.

Tory activists are throwing milk over Labour activists, while Labour activists are throwing bread at Tory activists. Why not meet in the middle and make a delicious bread pudding for Xmas?

The Tory press are complaining that Jeremy Corbyn does not watch the Queen's speech on Christmas Day. Why the fuck would a self-confessed Marxist want to hear the mother of a paedophile rabbit on about a virgin mother giving birth to a beardy miracle worker - a sort of first century version of Paul Daniels?

On the day London Fire Brigade's commissioner Dany Cotton stepped down, she said that there wasn't a day goes by without her thinking of those who perished in the Grenfell fire...……………………….. all 96 of them.

Everton are making plans to build a new stadium with a capacity of 62,000. What's the betting the cunts fuck it up and build all four stands facing the pitch?

What's the difference between a straight and gay Jehovah's Witness? The former comes knocking on your front door, while the latter much prefers the back door.