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Meghan Markle must be baptized before she marries Harry: Because in the 21st century everyone still has to pretend to believe in the existence of the imaginary sky fairy.

Meghan Markle? Catholic schooling; a Jewish wedding to please her first husband; converting to the Church of England to please Harry. Independent feminist? Do me a fucking favour!

Church leaders and politicians lambasting Trump for anti-Muslim tweets: Pity the PC wankers didn't have the guts to speak out about Muslim grooming gangs in Rotherham, Bradford, Leicester, Luton, and Rochdale.

"Fill a man's head full of Islamic teachings, and he becomes as dangerous as a dog with rabies" - Sir Winston Churchill (1952). Compared with the greatest ever Englishman, Donald Trump is a pussycat.

In the spirit of appeasing the snowflakes, Donald Trump has agreed to be put up at the Wolverhampton Central Mosque during next year's visit to Britain.

All these arguments about Jerusalem: Just because billions of Jews, Muslims, and Christians all believe an imaginary sky fairy was some sort of cosmic estate agent.

Breaking News: Hamas call for a Palestinian uprising after Jerusalem decision. What's fucking new??

During the 2008 American presidential campaign, Barack Obama promised to make Jerusalem the capital of Israel. Eight years later he left office and fuck all had changed: Now all the snowflakes are up in arms because Trump had the guts to do it and fulfilled a promise he made to the American electorate. When did telling the fucking truth suddenly become a bad thing? Did I miss a lesson?

What's full of blacks, reds, pinks, and lavenders? The House of Commons.

Mrs May sacks Damian Green for watching legal Porn: If our God-bothering Prime Minister is such a good Christian, why didn't she just forgive him?