Sickipedia
Loading...
Widget Settings
About Me
This user hasn't shared anything in their 'About' section yet.
Location
-
Social Networks
Looks like this user hasn’t linked any social accounts.
Followers
Looks like nobody’s following this user right now.
Give a scouser a fish, and he can eat for a day. Give him a fishing rod and he'll put it in your letterbox and nick your car keys.
9 people reacted
9
Be the first to give award
React!
Comment
Award
Share
My ginger neighbour kept boasting about his sex tape. Turned out to be duct tape.
7 people reacted
1 people reacted
8
Be the first to give award
React!
Comment
Award
Share
My deaf girlfriend was talking in her sleep last night, she nearly took my fucking eye out!!
2 people reacted
2
Be the first to give award
React!
Comment
Award
Share
Why dont blind men sky dive? Because it scares the shit out of the dog
2 people reacted
2
Be the first to give award
React!
Comment
Award
Share
My brother was so mean when I was a child. He used to glue the pages of his porn magazines together so I couldn't look at them.
2 people reacted
2
Be the first to give award
React!
Comment
Award
Share
Is karate for amputees called partial arts.
2 people reacted
2
Be the first to give award
React!
Comment
Award
Share
During sex with the wife, I suddenly stopped and didn't move. She said, "What are you doing?" And I was like "Hush, I saw this on Pornhub, it's called buffering."
2 people reacted
2
Be the first to give award
React!
Comment
Award
Share
I masturbate with my little finger out. I'm not posh, it's just that I can only fit four fingers in my ass.
2 people reacted
2
Be the first to give award
React!
Comment (2)
Award
Share
Why did the Jewish man have a long thin penis? Because he was a tight fisted wanker.
2 people reacted
2
Be the first to give award
React!
Comment
Award
Share
I'd hate to be a dwarf. Imagine not being able to piss in the sink?
1 people reacted
1
Be the first to give award
React!
Comment (2)
Award
Share
Guidelines, Information and Rules
Hi! To ensure that this is a great place for everyone to have a wondeful time, we have some rules. Breaking them might result in a suspension or permanent ban from the site.
01-
Jokes must be in text format, no emojis or linking allowed.
02-
As a measure to prevent spam and reposts, we are limiting the number of jokes a user can submit.
03-
If you post a NSFW image as meme, it must be tagged as NSFW.
04-
Do not repost from all time top list.
05-
Metaposts are not allowed. If you've something to ask then please go to forum.
06-
No posting personal information.
07-
Reposts and duplicate jokes are not allowed.
08-
Photographs, gifs and videos depicting nudity, sexual poses or acts, if censored
09-
Child Exploitation content
10-
As a measure to prevent spam, we are limiting the number of jokes a user can submit
11-
Content designed to intimidate a person or group by any means including, doxxing, murder or injury, rape, harrasment etc.
12-
Meta posts are not allowed, however you can contact admin or a moderator.
13-
Promoting false information
Send
Report
Delete
Take Action
Make Invisible
Award This Madness