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asbo

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asbo

8 years ago-Racism-Scousers-Post Rating : 9

Give a scouser a fish, and he can eat for a day. Give him a fishing rod and he'll put it in your letterbox and nick your car keys.

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7 years ago-Racism-Ginger-Post Rating : 7

My ginger neighbour kept boasting about his sex tape. Turned out to be duct tape.

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7 years ago-Sex and Shit-Girlfriend-Post Rating : 2

My deaf girlfriend was talking in her sleep last night, she nearly took my fucking eye out!!

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8 years ago-Illness and Mortality-Blindness-Post Rating : 2

Why dont blind men sky dive? Because it scares the shit out of the dog

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8 years ago-Sex and Shit-Porn-Post Rating : 2

My brother was so mean when I was a child. He used to glue the pages of his porn magazines together so I couldn't look at them.

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8 years ago-Illness and Mortality-Amputation-Post Rating : 2

Is karate for amputees called partial arts.

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8 years ago-Sex and Shit-Porn-Post Rating : 2

During sex with the wife, I suddenly stopped and didn't move. She said, "What are you doing?" And I was like "Hush, I saw this on Pornhub, it's called buffering."

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8 years ago-Sex and Shit-Masturbation-Post Rating : 2

I masturbate with my little finger out. I'm not posh, it's just that I can only fit four fingers in my ass.

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8 years ago-Religion-Jewish-Post Rating : 2

Why did the Jewish man have a long thin penis? Because he was a tight fisted wanker.

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7 years ago-Illness and Mortality-Midget-Post Rating : 1

I'd hate to be a dwarf. Imagine not being able to piss in the sink?

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