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What's the difference between an Islamic extremist and an Islamophobe? Their day of worship.

Teacher says that 1 is equal to 2 halves. However, I was less than thrilled with the 2 halves of a puppy I got for Christmas.

I wish more people were like Greta Thunberg. I.e., being an adult who looks 10.

I've always wanted a threesome. How many times have you had a chick riding you and thought "damn, I wish I were eating pussy right now".

Free Palestine. From HAMAS. Which Israel is nobly helping with.

I was in the park today and I saw this kid. I asked the adults with "are the parents are guardians of this child?" They said bemusedly "yes, we are". "Then you should be a ASHAMED of yourselves! Anyone can see that this child is quite obviously drunk. Now, what do you have to say for yourselves?" They seemed nonplussed for a moment and then they got pretty mad and screamed "He has cerebral palsy, you moron!" So of course I said: "Oh my goodness, I'm so sorry, that must be very hard to live with. But that's no excuse to get him drunk!"

What's the difference between a grooming gang and Sunday School group? Sunday school's don't have good liquor.

The virgin Mary was never consulted about the immaculate conception. She delt with 9 months of pregnancy and never even got an orgasm out of it. So if I rape someone but after a vasectomy, am I better than god?