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apollo17

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5 months ago-Illness and Mortality-Addictions-Post Rating : 21

I phoned the vet because my dog had a high temperature. He prescribed mustard, best thing for a hot dog...

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one month ago-Other-Sickipedia Down-Post Rating : 20

My Uncle died laughing at Sickipedia. The Autopsy said Boredom....

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one month ago-Sex and Shit-Women-Post Rating : 19

What do you call pretty girls inthe UK? Tourists...

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6 months ago-Sex and Shit-Prostitute-Post Rating : 17

Amsterdam has opened the first ever Museum of Prostitution. It costs £20 to go in through the front, and £60 to go in through the rear...

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2 months ago-Sex and Shit-Sexual Innuendo-Post Rating : 16

In the UK a prison inmate serving a life sentence will be allowed to have a sex change operation. This is great news for him and even better news for his cellmate...

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3 months ago-Sex and Shit-Pregnancy-Post Rating : 15

I have just recently found out my wife is pregnant. So she sent me to the shop to buy a marternity bra. The girl asked me "What bust" "The damn condom!"

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5 months ago-Sex and Shit-Wife-Post Rating : 15

I'm sure my best mate is having an affair with my wife. I've never seen him looking so miserable...

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3 months ago-Sex and Shit-Women-Post Rating : 14

I was standing in a crowded elevator and I accidentialy elbowed a woman in the breast. I said sorry! "if your heart is as soft as your tit, you will forgive me". She replied, "If your dick is as hard as you'r elbow, I'm staying in room 112"....

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5 months ago-In The News-Other-Post Rating : 14

The UK…….. is………ranked………….99th ………in the……….world for…………………… Internet speed...

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2 months ago-In The News-Crime-Post Rating : 13

Diddy was jailed, and the police report described him as "5-foot-9 and 140 lbs." Or as his cellmate put it, "just right."

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