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WTF is going on? I come on the site this evening to find 15 notifications regarding a comment I made and think, oh maybe a bit of banter, nice one. I then find as I select a comment to view " ERROR 404" for all of the new comments. The older ones are okay, also the item I suspect was the object of said comments seems to be deleted. IS THAT THE JOKE IS THIS THE JOKE WHAT IS THE JOKE WHO IS THE JOKE ??????????????????

The chiefs of the Apache, Sioux, Pawnee, and Comanche nations have got behind Trump's rant that people of colour should go back to where they came from. Thus leaving this great country to the original native American inhabitants.

Black men and Asians 4 times more likely to die than whites. Perhaps the Chinese were on to something!?

The Daily Mirror headline states Reynhard Sinaga is Britain's "Worst ever Rapist". I don't know so much, at an average of 7 a month for nearly two and a half years that looks pretty impressive to me.

Whilst out shopping my wife presented with a handbag and asked my opinion. "What do you think of that?" "Lovely It will match your outfit" I answered. "What outfit do you mean?" She then asked. "The outfit that you are now going to buy to match the new handbag", I replied. Credit to Weaverdog for reminding me of that.

What I like most about snowflakes is when you piss on them they turn yellow and disappear.

I had an e-mail from Halfords offering me a 20% discount when I trade in my old bike. So of we went, only for me to be told that I had misunderstood the offer and that I couldn't px the wife. But every cloud has a silver lining and she is now not speaking to me, and I don't have to go out in the wind and rain to exercise. So, WIN, WIN.

The teacher asks her class, "Can anyone give me a sentance with "orchid" in it?" Enoch puts his hand up . The teacher says , "Ok Enoch". Enoch says, "Yow mess wit me an orchid 'll sort yow out."

I've decided to go VEGAN. But, without changing my diet. So how does this work? Well, if you visit any super market vegetarian section you will find that there are numerous products featuring cous cous, quinoa et al. These products based on a vegetable protein are then formed into an flaversome edible product to suit vegetarians. So basically a type of vegetation converted by a third party into an edible and tasty product. Stay with me as I'm nearly there. So cattle (beef,steak) sheep (lamb chops, lamb shanks) and hens (eggs, chicken wings, KFC, etc.). All these animals eat grass, corn etc, they then process this into tasty edible products that I am happy to eat, i.e. sirloin steak, lamb shanks and roast chicken. So there you go . I'M A VEGAN. HAPPY DAYS.

I'm eagerly looking forward to 11th November at 11.00. As it's the only time of the year the wife not only doesn't speak but won't speak. It's a mark of respect due to the fact her father was seriously injured whilst serving in the RAF during WW2. Apparently he was tripped over by the Squadron mascot whilst racing to the NAAFI wagon and broke his arm.