'US Capitol rioters are being identified and fired from their jobs'
They could have learnt a thing or two from the BLM rioters, they didn't have jobs to begin with!
Some drunk guy walked up to me in the pub and bet £10 that he could jump higher than a mountain.
'Easy money', I thought.
The guy balanced himself and then hopped a few centimetres in the air. He looked triumphant.
I scoffed, "Well, looks like I won. I don't think you jumped higher than a mountain there...".
But still grinning, the drunk leaned towards me and sneered, "mountains can't jump, ye thick twat!"
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