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Just bought a new Swiss Army knife. It has a special tool for extracting priests from choir boys arses

I was stopped in the street by a journalist who asked, What I thought of the police offficers actions at Manchester aiirport. I replied that "I thought the officers actions were totally wrong" "He should have used both feet "

Travellers advised to get MPox or Monkey Pox vacine as case reported in Sweden. Next up , GPox or Goat Pox , no case's reported. CPox or Camel Pox , no case's reported. DPox or Dingy Pox too late country full of it.

BBC news "travellers advised to consider Monkey POx vacine". Symptoms easy to spot, Black surface covered with lumps and bumps. If your tarmac drive looks like this Do not pay them !!!

"We are only making plans for Nigel"

So Labour is proposing a 'Bathtime tax' to cut water usage. Great, another tax paid by white people!!!

The most popular boys name in England this year is Dom Dom Dom drum roll ! Well fuck me it's Mohammed !!!! What a fucking surprise.

Queen Camila said she was groped by a man when she was younger, so she hit him with her shoe. I am surprised she was'nt bitten by guide dog !

Was Mandelson's vetting dossier written on the back of a "fag packet"

Great a new jab for H.I.V.!! What a shot in the arse !!!