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Tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1999, I'm blacking up and entering a Canadian talent contest.

Breaking news, David Cameron has been summoned to an urgent meeting near a tunnel under the river Seine.

Society's ever increasing liberalism, acceptance of minority groups, same sex marriages and different sexual preferences is moving very quickly. I've seen the future and there's a Saint Jimmy Savile day.

I've told my step-daughter, if I'm going to have to home school her she still has to put her school uniform on.

A lot of young mixed race footballers these days have double-barreled names, this happens when the mother narrows down the possible fathers to two.

I asked a particularly promiscuous gay bloke if he could even remember how many partners he'd had. He said 'Yeah easy, it's the same as working out the age of a tree, you count the rings'.

Originally from Europe, Arnold Schwarzenegger has musical ancestry on his mother's side. His great grandfather is actually Johann Sebastian Bach's brother Albie.

In art class today we learned that if you mix red with yellow you get orange, if you mix blue with yellow you get green, if you mix red with blue you get purple and if you mix black with white you get a single mother.

My tourettes is now so bad the only music I can listen to is Fuckofiev

In art class today we learned that if you mix red with yellow you get orange, if you mix blue with yellow you get green, if you mix red with blue you get purple and if you mix black with white you get a single mother.