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I phoned the vet because my dog had a high temperature. He prescribed mustard, best thing for a hot dog...

My Uncle died laughing at Sickipedia. The Autopsy said Boredom....

What do you call pretty girls inthe UK? Tourists...

In the UK a prison inmate serving a life sentence will be allowed to have a sex change operation. This is great news for him and even better news for his cellmate...

I have just recently found out my wife is pregnant. So she sent me to the shop to buy a marternity bra. The girl asked me "What bust" "The damn condom!"

I was standing in a crowded elevator and I accidentialy elbowed a woman in the breast. I said sorry! "if your heart is as soft as your tit, you will forgive me". She replied, "If your dick is as hard as you'r elbow, I'm staying in room 112"....

The UK…….. is………ranked………….99th ………in the……….world for…………………… Internet speed...

Diddy was jailed, and the police report described him as "5-foot-9 and 140 lbs." Or as his cellmate put it, "just right."

During a Trump protest, a woman took off her top and revealed anti-Trump messages. Witnesses say she made two good points....

Over the weekend in Scotland Justin Bieber was involved in a car accident and allegedly punched the other driver. When police arrived 20 minutes later, the man was still laughing....