Local American News reporter: “Today a massacre occurred at a local Shooting Range.”
“The Gunman killed 57 School children, a bunch of English Teachers and a Librarian before turning the Gun on himself.”
Average America viewer: “ I reckon I could beat that score!”
When my Kids refuse to eat something. My wife will hide it in their food so they don’t know it’s there.
And this perfectly acceptable in her eyes
Yet when I wank into her food because she refuses to swallow my load. This isn’t acceptable in her eyes and I’m a cunt apparently.
The missus got a little bit angry earlier when she found the contact ‘Side Bitch’ in my phone.
She got even more angrier when she rang it off my phone and found out she is the ‘side bitch’.
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