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I have an idea for a chain of Elvis steak houses. It will be for people who love meat tender.

What's the difference between Ryan Giggs and a Tesla? The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year.

Three lepers were playing cards... One threw his whole hand in, the second cried his eyes out and the third laughed his head off.

What a lovely valentines surprise to hear a 2nd royal monkey is ariving soon.

Vomiting in someone else’s house is pretty impolite, but projectile-vomiting in their house... ...is really beyond the pail.

Why did the bean sell his car? The back seat didn't have enough legume.

What do Mr T and Jesse lingard have in common? Well they're both black and they ain't gettin on no plane!

It's been a year since George Floyd's death... ...Anyway I lost my car keys today, but then I found them again!

Yesterday as I walked into a store, a clown held the door open for me... I thought it was a nice jester.

A cigar smoker bought several hundred expensive cigars... And had them insured against fire. After he'd smoked them all, he filed a claim, pointing out that the cigars had been destroyed by fire. The company refused to pay, and the man sued. A judge ruled that because the insurance company had agreed to insure against fire, it was legally responsible. The company paid the claim and and when the man accepted the money, the company had him arrested for arson.