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Freshly Dug from the Graveyard

My wife asked me to go to the chemist and pick up a hemorrhoid cream prescription for the annoying old guy next door. There no way, I'm not helping that arsehole.

mrcool

15 min ago

My wife asked me to go to the chemist and pick up a hemerobiid cream prescription for the annoying old guy next door. There no way, I'm not helping that arsehole.

mrcool

22 min ago

With Christmas approaching, remember, small children can choke on peanuts. Another good one is ball-bearings. Esther Rantzen, BBC.

dogsbody14

2 hours ago

With the cold weather approaching, you can replace your birds drinking water with vodka to prevent it freezing over. Another good one is antifreeze. Chris Packham, BBC.

dogsbody14

2 hours ago

"I couldn't get my mate Jota out of my head" - Andy Robertson after Scotland qualified for the World Cup Well yeah, Glasgow is full of burnt out cars

jizz

2 hours ago

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dogsbody14 Look lennywankstain, your favourite outfit for wearing near junior schools....!!

12 min ago - View Post

dogsbody14 What's a hemerobild??

14 min ago - View Post

jackbuntis …bit of a long shot, but any chance you could post something even mildly amusing that we haven’t all seen umpteen times & hasn’t been doing the rounds for yonks on social media?

23 min ago - View Post

dogsbody14 >jackbuntis- Thanks mate!

42 min ago - View Post

dogsbody14 You would know if he has locked in syndrome, because he is actually you....another dupe of yours to make this shitshow look international. Your sussed vapeman/chum/stickyagain etc

44 min ago - View Post

dogsbody14 You would know if he has locked in syndrome, because he is actually you....another dupe of yours to make this shitshow look international. Your sussed vapeman/chum/stickyagain etc

44 min ago - View Post

Comedy Kill Count (Leaderboard)

jackbuntis

Rank : 1 | Score : 180.07

jackmeough

Rank : 2 | Score : 81.84

jimmysammy

Rank : 3 | Score : 74.40

scorpiox666

Rank : 4 | Score : 74.25

sheffieldstar

Rank : 5 | Score : 60.50

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