We sat on my 14 year old daughters bed I could tell she was nervous after all it was her first time, ok I said would you like to see it? Yes please dad she gulped as I showed it to her her eyes widened, it's bigger than I thought she said, longer and thicker, that's ok I said your 14 you can handle it,do you want to start? Ok let's do it she whispered my heart beat a little faster, right I said grip it not to hard so she wrapped her hand around it, now slowly move your hand up and down, mmm that's good now a little faster, oh god that's good keep gong, oh yes don't stop oh yes don't stop, mmm look honey it's all over the wall, look you did that, her face beamed, right I'm off to make some coffee you get on with painting the other walls..
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clown ……wish you’d bite on an apple & fuckin’ choke to death you miserable unfunny cunt.
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clown Jesus Christ, this new version of Sickipedia has only been around 5mins & already that’s the most repeated/spammed excuse for a joke. Fuckin’ sad loser.
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clown Please, please, please, for the love of Christ, please fuck off ‘n’ die & take ya 1990’s teenage school playground excuse for a job with ya you cunt.
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