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8 years ago-Celebrities-Beethoven-Post Rating : 0

Kate Middleton goes to Westminster Abbey church a week before her wedding to confess her sins to the priest. "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned." "Tell all of your sins, my daughter." "Oh, Father, last night Prince Harry made hot, passionate, ball deep love to me seven times and I sucked him off for an hour," Kate says. The priest thinks about this long and hard and says, "Take seven lemons and squeeze the juice into a tall glass and drink it." "Will this cleanse my soul of my sins?" Kate replies. "No," the priest says, "But it'll wipe that smile off your face.

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