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It's International Women's Day and at their annual conference, an English woman got up on the stage to speak: "After last years conference, I went home and told my husband Henry that I am no longer cooking for him" All the crowd applaud. "After the 1st day I saw nothing, after the 2nd day I saw nothing, then after the 3rd day, I saw he made me a 3-course dinner, with wine, washed up and put it all away", Huge applause for her empowerment. Next, a Russian woman got up to speak "After last years conference, I went home and told my husband Ivan that I am not doing his laundry any more" Even more applause for the oppressed post-Soviet woman. "After the 1st day I saw nothing, after the 2nd day I saw nothing and after the 3rd day I saw he had not only washed all the clothes but also dried them and ironed them" Huge applause. Finally a South Africa woman got up. Already huge applause for the post-apartheid black woman. "After last years conference I told my husband Mbekeleli that I was no longer going to pick up his empty tins of beer" A standing ovation for 10 minutes for this black African woman. "After the 1st day I saw nothing, after the 2nd day I saw nothing, then after the 3rd day, I could see a little from my left eye"