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okipaul

8 years ago-Sex and Shit-General

True story, memory prompted by earlier joke. In 1989, when I was 17, I was doing a 5 week homestay in mississippi. Pre-internet days, so I was pencilling a letter home, and wanted to reword some bits. So I asked the host family mother (a devout Christian) for a rubber. She was horrified (rubber means condom in America) and asked why I needed one I told her I had made a mistake. And she replied "if you have made a mistake, it's too late for a rubber" Much confusion ensued. Then hilarity.

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