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It's steak and blow job day today so when I got in from work I laid eyes on her then the table. On a giant round plate must have been a 16oz steak, I was salivating and wasted no time in taking my seat and polishing it off. After a good 15 minutes of sat still recovery I felt ready to take it to the next step. I winked at her unzipping my jeans and pulling out my meaty member before walking to the bedroom laying back first on the bed with cock in hand. I felt so sure it was going to happen but no. My mum just told me to fuck off.
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